A Description of My First Week of School (A+)

Ack! Sorry I didn't blog! But ya know, first week of school is kinda hectic. So yeah, I'm in 7th grade now! And I actually don't like it very much. I don't hate it either, but it's definitely not love.
Did you know at my school, they mix social studies and language arts together, and they call it HUMANITIES? Weird! But, we got something called a Walking Taco on the first day! It's basically nachos, with lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, beef, etc. It's the best thing ever. But my friend said it was disgusting, so I dunno.
My mom made me sign up for French. And Band! I don't even wanna do French or Band! Especially French! Seriously. I hope none of my teachers read this (lol), but my French teacher seems pretty nice, but she has these Goldfish Crackers and she gives ONE to each student if they get a question right. Pretty normal. Except she calls the crackers, SUSHI. Why-? Then, she told us about her jellybean headache the other day. And then about how cancer LOVES sugar!
I mean, she's mostly nice. But all the French we learned in those 2 periods was 'common tepelle tu?' and 'j'mappelle Lucy'. (incorrect French spelling)
So, I have Cartooning soon! Yay, Cartooning!
I also have Food and Fashion next semester! Yay, Food and Fashion!

Photo Credit: Babble

A Sight for Sore Eyes

Tomorrow.
Tomorrow. 
TOMORROW!
Tomorrow, I go to this mean, horrible, unfair, money-wasting place called MIDDLE SCHOOL. Have you ever heard of it? The only plus, the ONLY plus, is that they give you free lunch on the first day. That's nice of them. But what I think they're trying to say is, "We're going to make the first day of school fun! But after that, we are going to torture you, but if the first day is fun, you might not tell your parents how awful we're going to be to you for the rest of the year!"
Uh uh. I'm still telling.
And, you have to bring, like, felt pens and crayons and white out and stuff. I thought the art teacher or whatever provided crayons and felt pens! I actually want some white out, but Mom keeps forgetting to buy some.
OHMIGOSH, I'm going to school TOMORROW!
I suddenly realized how panicky I should be.
Aaand, I played way to much Wii yesterday, and now my back, my neck and my arms hurt. Ugh. Cut it out, stupid muscles!

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C'mon! Give a Twelve-Year-Old a Chance!

Okay. So I did not lie to Google about my age. I created the account before they had the 13 age min rule I think. But being 12 is really very confusing. You're almost but NOT QUITE a teenage. Almost but NOT QUITE ready for Youtube (JK, I actually have a Youtube account already. But who doesn't?). Almost but NOTE QUITE old enough to babysit. Almost but NOT QUITE old enough for many of today's social networks. But, you can lie about your age, and I'll all be okay :)
On to another topic, not counting today, only 4 more days until I head down to middle school and this blog will actually be accurate. What do you need for the first day of junior high anyway? All I'm thinking of bringing is a notebook, and pencil and some lunch. Like, what else do you think I'll need? I got no books, no schedule, no homework. And I'm certainly not bringing any pencil crayons or markers like I would've in Elementary.
And since you're here, why not follow my Instagram? And my Tumblr? :)
So, I want cake. And cuz I don't have any, here's picture.

Credit: http://www.lafujimama.com/2010/07/japanese-strawberry-shortcake/

The Blog in Which I Talk About Middle School and Birds

WHOA. A whole flock of tiny birds just flew up to the cherry bush (yes, bush) outside my window! Like, all at once. As we speak, they're chomping down the mini cherries and then chirping with happiness. Pretty epic.
Anyway, not counting today, there are 5 more days left until I pack my bags and head down the long, dusty, smelly road to middle school. There's also a lot of puberty on that road.
Okay, it's a pretty cool scene outside my window right now. Those birds are just continuously flying from the roof to the cherry bush. Maybe they're playing around. Maybe they're drunk on sour cherries. Who knows?
Sooo... to prepare myself for this long and pubertic journey, I've been stocking up on middle school related books. Like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Dear Dumb Diary or How I Survived Middle School. Stuff like that.
Aww. The birds are gone.

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Um... Not Yet

Heh heh. Okay. I'm not OFFICIALLY a middle schooler until September 3rd. So I guess you can call this the 'elementary' blog. But I graduated so I'm no in elementary school either. What does that make me then?
Anyway, this computer is brand new, but it's not doing so well. That's cuz SOMEONE keeps using it for meaningless games and now the keys are kinda hard to press and the mouse is lagging. Thank you, SOMEONE.
I have, what, 3 other blogs but I can't seem to figure out how to delete any! Seriously, this is getting weird. Someone tell me how to delete a blog! :0
It's super sunny where I live right now. But it won't last for long. I know, trust me. By September we'll probably get our first snowfall. Can you guess where I live now?
The North Pole.
Nope. But your close! :P
Haha, you can probably tell by looking at the URL address.
Now my computer's making 'bling' sounds, so, uh, bye!
P.S. Enjoy this picture of my favorite food: cupcakes!

From: The Cupcake Blog
Credit: sugarduchess